PeevePile • A Pet Peeve Archive » Pet owners who dress their pets in human like clothing as if it will make a non-civilized animal any more human like.

Pet owners who dress their pets in human like clothing as if it will make a non-civilized animal any more human like.

Yeah, smart move by making your pet look seriously uncomfortable and wasting dear money on crap that doesn't need to be produced in the first place.

Ok, honestly, this isn't truly one of my peeves, but Jay Leno says this is one of his, and I somewhat agree. I felt it needed to be added.

— Trentdaddy from Alabama | Pets | 1.22.2009 | Comments (6)

They dont do it to "insta-evolve" their pooch, love. They do it to be cute and been seen and have pictures taken. People do this all the time with their babies. You always see them dressed up as rabbits or elves or teddy bears. Applying your logic to this that would mean they are trying to make their kiddies less human by dressing them into animals etc.

— Kai

There are places in this country, Trentdaddy, that get cold and necessitate putting a sweater on one's dog. And, hell, if we're going to the trouble, why not let it be cashmere and striped?

— carrie g.

Carrie you dumb fuck dogs are meant to be in the wild.

— Justin

Yeah, why do you think they have fur?

— Anonymous

Justin, People were meant to be in the wild, too. But guess what? We wear sweaters.

— stinko

Yeah, Humans were, but back then, we actually had body hair. And we didn't live in cold areas

— posted 1/25/2009

When parents start voicemail messages with "hey [name], it's your mother/father." » My husband does this with his kids! It never fails to drive me bugshit! – Mindy 7/26

Grubby, tangled haired children. » Keeping clean is one thing; the kids I see don't even start out clean. Parents and kids both seem to roll out of bed and go to the local WalMart (where else?) without so much as running as hairbrush through their hair or taking a bar of soap to their bodies. I think we can be quite sure they don't know what a toothbrush is for! The trend of wearing pajama bottoms in public needs to stop as well. – Mindy 7/26

When strangers try to touch my children. » Good god, it's like you read my mind. I absolutely hate it when I'm in the grocery store and people touch my son's feet or poke his little cheeks. Yes, I know he's the cutest thing on this earth but THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN TOUCH HIM – CakeThief 7/24

Air quotes. » use shocker quotes instead. form shocker with fingers, bend to mimic quoting action. – kn obel 7/22

When non-white street beggars call me racist when I don't give them money. » I always want to know if people would feel equally as badly if the opposite were true. Like, if you only gave money to non-white street beggars out of guilt/fear of being perceived as racist. That's racism, too, right? Right? No one complains about that one... – Chelsea 7/22

When non-white street beggars call me racist when I don't give them money. » Ugh. This happened to me when I declined to sign a petition without even hearing what it was about (I was also not a registered voter in that state AND was in a hurry). Jeez, I'm not racist! I hate all petition signature gatherers equally. – Kate 7/21

02.11.10

Send in your mobile phone pet peeves for the week of February 15th! Perhaps the simplest and most common generator of peeves, the mobile phone prods and pricks us in all places, public and private. With skull phones just around the corner, it’s likely these peeves will soon become irrelevant—so let’s spray them across the galaxy while we still can.

01.18.10

For the next week or so, the pictures for peeves will be of Peeve Pile’s national spokesperson, Rob Grace, and his special person, Shana, enacting various peeves. Please feel free to make such pictures yourself. Just include a link to them when submitting a peeve.

01.02.10

Hello. I’ve added a voting feature, so you can vote as you assume that you would – just click on a one-to-five star rating (it will tell you your vote has been recorded); five indicating that you completely agree with, or find the peeve amusing, one meaning the opposite.

Once a bunch of ratings are in, I’ll add a worst, and best rated area to the right column.