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When the staple won't go all the way through your stack of paper.

— carrie g from | Work | 7.1.2009 | Comments (7)

Or when only one of the staple tines bends correctly.

— Bob

Well, that entirely depends on how thick the stack is.

— Meneh

Or when you really need a staple and don't have one or the stapler is empty

— Trace

Don't you think it's weird how many staples you can buy in one little box of staples? It's like 5,000. In one little box. All for a couple bucks. That's like a lifetime supply. Terrific!

— Lisp

I like it when I finaly run out of staples bc Its not often I get to buy staples. I wish they made them in difrent colores.

— nissniss

Nissniss, the mini-staples do come in different colors. The colors I've seen are metallic. I think it's just a foil that the manufacturer puts over regular staples because it peels off pretty easily.

— Lisp

Also, when your stack of paper is too big for the regular stapler but *just* too small for the mega stapler, resulting in two staple jams and a stack of mangled paper.

— AJ posted 7/1/2009

I hate it when people stick their Bluetooth headsets in their ears and walk around when they're not using them. It just looks really, really stupid. » I call that look "business douche". 50% human, 50% robot, 100% asshole. – Brandi 3/16

When people make you take your shoes off before entering their house/apartment. » I have to side with the poster on this one. I think if you have guests over, you should just deal. It's not an every day thing. – jmc 3/15

When people make you take your shoes off before entering their house/apartment. » I agree with the two other comments before me. It's actually much more cleanlier to take them off. It seems to be more of an American ritual. (Canadians by the way tend to take off their shoes always) – Kara 3/15

When people make you take your shoes off before entering their house/apartment. » Think of the things buffered by your shoes on your way over to that house/apartment. Dogshit. Gum. Spit. Actual DIRT. Yes, I may have some cat hair on my floor, but the bottoms of your shoes are still too disgusting to be on my carpet. – D. 3/15

When people make you take your shoes off before entering their house/apartment. » yes. yes they are. – E. 3/14

People who consume multiple french fries per mouthful. » I suppose we should eat them one at a time, with a fork (held ONLY in the left hand...Eurostyle), and pat our mouths after each fry with a napkin? ;-) – Ami 3/12

02.11.10

Send in your mobile phone pet peeves for the week of February 15th! Perhaps the simplest and most common generator of peeves, the mobile phone prods and pricks us in all places, public and private. With skull phones just around the corner, it’s likely these peeves will soon become irrelevant—so let’s spray them across the galaxy while we still can.

01.18.10

For the next week or so, the pictures for peeves will be of Peeve Pile’s national spokesperson, Rob Grace, and his special person, Shana, enacting various peeves. Please feel free to make such pictures yourself. Just include a link to them when submitting a peeve.

01.02.10

Hello. I’ve added a voting feature, so you can vote as you assume that you would – just click on a one-to-five star rating (it will tell you your vote has been recorded); five indicating that you completely agree with, or find the peeve amusing, one meaning the opposite.

Once a bunch of ratings are in, I’ll add a worst, and best rated area to the right column.