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Predictable rhymes.

Dance/romance; money/honey, etc. Arms/charms is especially bad.

— Stuart from Boston | Music | 6.13.2009 | Comments (7)

Love/"sent from above" slays me. Heart/"never (a)part". Come on people - if writing a love song is so irresistible, then find a way to phrase your lyrics so that love and heart aren't the rhymed words. Better yet, write a love song without the words love and heart. Yeah!

— Snatch

I think you should be allowed to use these rhymes as long as there's a tax. Say, 1% of royalties per bad rhyme (arms/charms - 5%). Go ahead and use that rhyme -- but you're gonna pay. The money would go into a fund to correct all peeves, administered by me.

— Stu

I was pretty impressed when Super Furry Animals rhymed "juxtapose" with "just suppose" - "just suppose I juxtapose with you"

— Mike

I agree. I'll delete something immediately from my ipod if it has terrible rhymes. No matter how hooky the beat!

— BronxWasp posted 6/13/2009

Also, anything by Steve Miller Band. Not hokey, necessarily, just crappy.

— jmc posted 6/13/2009

I can't stand that! If I can predict the lyrics to your song while I hear it, and I've never heard it before, it's PREDICTABLE! Stop it!

— Aj posted 6/15/2009

Better and sweater! Always bad!

— Brooke posted 6/18/2009

When parents start voicemail messages with "hey [name], it's your mother/father." » My husband does this with his kids! It never fails to drive me bugshit! – Mindy 7/26

Grubby, tangled haired children. » Keeping clean is one thing; the kids I see don't even start out clean. Parents and kids both seem to roll out of bed and go to the local WalMart (where else?) without so much as running as hairbrush through their hair or taking a bar of soap to their bodies. I think we can be quite sure they don't know what a toothbrush is for! The trend of wearing pajama bottoms in public needs to stop as well. – Mindy 7/26

When strangers try to touch my children. » Good god, it's like you read my mind. I absolutely hate it when I'm in the grocery store and people touch my son's feet or poke his little cheeks. Yes, I know he's the cutest thing on this earth but THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN TOUCH HIM – CakeThief 7/24

Air quotes. » use shocker quotes instead. form shocker with fingers, bend to mimic quoting action. – kn obel 7/22

When non-white street beggars call me racist when I don't give them money. » I always want to know if people would feel equally as badly if the opposite were true. Like, if you only gave money to non-white street beggars out of guilt/fear of being perceived as racist. That's racism, too, right? Right? No one complains about that one... – Chelsea 7/22

When non-white street beggars call me racist when I don't give them money. » Ugh. This happened to me when I declined to sign a petition without even hearing what it was about (I was also not a registered voter in that state AND was in a hurry). Jeez, I'm not racist! I hate all petition signature gatherers equally. – Kate 7/21

02.11.10

Send in your mobile phone pet peeves for the week of February 15th! Perhaps the simplest and most common generator of peeves, the mobile phone prods and pricks us in all places, public and private. With skull phones just around the corner, it’s likely these peeves will soon become irrelevant—so let’s spray them across the galaxy while we still can.

01.18.10

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01.02.10

Hello. I’ve added a voting feature, so you can vote as you assume that you would – just click on a one-to-five star rating (it will tell you your vote has been recorded); five indicating that you completely agree with, or find the peeve amusing, one meaning the opposite.

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