Drinkers who mercilessly tease and hassle non drinkers.
"So, what, like you don't drink AT ALL?!"
"No, not at all"
"Because I don't like it"
"Oh. But You'll have a glass of wine at dinner right?"
"No, because I don't like it"
"But it's my birthday!"
"I don't drink at any other time of year, why would I do so on your birthday?"
"Ok ok we'll get 3 bottles of wine and a water jug for the NON DRINKER over there."
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