Teetotalers who mercilessly harass you for enjoying a cocktail or two
TEETOTALER: "I can't believe you are drinking! It's so BAD. You could drive drunk and kill someone! You could get liver failure, or alcohol poisoning! You could be pregnant and give your child FAS! You could trip on something! Or sleep with someone!"
ME: "I could. But I won't. And to be honest, if you weren't here yapping in my ear, I wouldn't have to drink so damn much!"
If you don't like drinking, then don't, but let the rest of us enjoy our martinis.
That is annoying. I generally try to even avoid bringing up the fact I don't drink. On the other hand, once it comes out, drinkers always want to know why and since when and half either tell me I'm sooo good and the other half try to push me into drinking. Can't I just not drink in peace?
— Matt P posted 10/9/2010
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