People leaning on, touching, etc. other peoples' cars.
Its not your property! You - yes you! Stop your kid grabbing my car handles, and don't you dare casually lean on it while chatting someone up, either. Its rude. And its not yours. Although you give us a great laugh when we set off the car alarm and got to watch you leap 10 feet in the air.
I had a friend who had a hooker living in / working out of her car. She acted irritated when she was asked to leave. Condoms were later discovered mashed deep into the cushions.
— Biffy posted 7/3/2009
I hate it when people touch my car. Don't poke it, don't peer inside, and don't put papers under the windshield wipers. A good rule of thumb: If it's not yours, don't touch it!!
— Aj posted 7/6/2009
I told a bunch of assholes this weekend to get off my car and they were ready to kick my ass because I told them to get off my car. fuck you. yes you.
— dmnggs posted 11/23/2009
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