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People who assume that instead of us each ordering a dessert (or a side-dish), we should split one between us.

Hell, I want my own dessert, and I don't want to have to decide on something we both like. And I definitely don't want to share! My dessert, not yours!

— Sharon from Tel Aviv, Israel | Dining | 2.5.2009 | Comments (3)

Yes! The worst culprits are women, when we all go out to dinner and one decides we should each order something different and then all "nibble" at each one. Just let me order the dessert I want and leave me the hell alone!

— Acacia posted 2/5/2009

This is the worst! And there is no way out, because you don't want to seem gluttonous by refusing to share a dessert and insisting on getting your own. Also, these people are always the types to want the fruit cup with a mint sprig, leaving you drooling for the chocolate cake and ice cream.

— Hannah posted 2/5/2009

But I just want a BITE! Just one (two, three, fourteen) bite(s)! I do this to my husband all the time. All. The. Time. His dessert = MY DESSERT! I'm so ashamed.

— Aj posted 2/6/2009

Strangers who tell me to smile because "it can't be that bad" or because I'm too pretty not to. » I'm a female with a long face. I *cannot* smile on command. And my normal expression is not a smile either. It's not my fault you feel uncomfortable. – 9/5

Being obnoxiously wide on public transportation. » You never know when someone is actually needs the space. Some people could be suffering from something not visible to the naked eye. Like if someone blocks off the seat next the them, they could be having impending diarrhea cramps and really not want to deal with someone sitting so close next to them. That being said, I KNOW that some people just feel entitled to a huge amount of space and that pisses me off so much, since I am so anal about taking up a fair amount of room. – 9/5

When you are driving and the person in shotgun holds on to the door or the dash or fucking tries to press their foot down on an invisible brake as if I don't know what I'm doing or how fast I'm driving. » It's totally instinctual for me. I wish I could stop. The "holy shit" handle holding is not quite a reflex. I am not passive aggressive about it, I usually tell the person their driving scares me as well. – 9/5

People who deliberately pronounce words incorrectly and repeatedly. » I greatly dislike when people pronounce 'shrimp' as 'scrimps' or 'strawberries' as 'scrawberries'. Come on! I've never heard that before. odd. – 9/5

Escalator as ride. » Yea I have no problem if they just keep to the right. – 9/5

People saying "we got the memo?" (or such) when two or more people are wearing similar outfits or colors. » I'd never heard that before. I think it's cute. – 9/5

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