Sitting near the bathroom at a cafe or bar, and, by proximity, becoming the go-to guy for the bathrooms vacancy status by all pee-filled patrons.
Try: "Well, the woman in the red dress finished voiding her bowels just a moment ago, by the sound of it, so I'm sure your turn is coming up any minute now!" but really sincerely, as though this is not at all intended to be sarcastic but rather how you talk to any stranger who essentially asks you questions about bodily waste while you are eating.
— Diana B.
Just happened again the other day.
— Biffy posted 10/26/2008
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