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Waiter: "How is everything?"

Me: "Everything's fine except that you can't understand what I'm saying because you waited for the exact moment that I just stuffed food in my mouth, thanks!"

— Fernando Gwo from Queens, NY | Dining | 4.5.2009 | Comments (3)

This should be done with sign language.

— Cnady posted 4/5/2009

Worse is "How's everything tasting?" Oh, this food on my tongue? It's tasting pretty ok. Any other sense of mine you need information on???

— ellen posted 8/12/2009

wait staff are actually trained to do this, because with a mouth full of food, you aren't actually able to complain at that moment.

— beanie posted 12/15/2010

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Excessive and difficult-to-remove packaging » 4.95455 stars

Having to act completely surprised and utterly amazed by any and all gifts given to you in a public setting. » 4.91667 stars

When two light switches control the same light, but one must be off and the other on for the light switch to work. » 4.90909 stars

Driving behind someone with their blinker on for miles. » 4.90909 stars

Being forced to participate in a bouquet/garter toss at a wedding » 4.9 stars

Saying that men watching their own kids are "babysitting." » 4.88235 stars

The dried lotion booger stuck on the nozzle of the lotion bottle. » 4.88235 stars

Using mobile phones at the register. » 127 Comments

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When pregnant women complain about being pregnant. » 60 Comments

The "insert" button on keyboards. » 59 Comments

People who deliberately pronounce words incorrectly and repeatedly. » 55 Comments

"Irregardless." » 55 Comments

People who put ketchup in the refrigerator. » 53 Comments

Women who are just so beautiful they don't have to contribute to sex... » 52 Comments

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10.31.10

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