Auto flush before poo inspection.
When the auto flush in a public bathroom flushes and sucks your poo away before you've had a chance to look at it. There might be some clue that you're deathly ill, but you'll never know it thanks to the auto flush.
See! I am not the only one who wants to see what all my effort produced!
I hate how sometimes the auto flush mechanism doesn't notice when I finish, and so doesn't flush. It serves to perpetuate my I'm-invisible complex. Moreover, it's embarassing if somebody's waiting to use my unflushed toilet.
our toilet at home slopes in such a way that i never get to see what i've made, it just disappears into the abyss. im used to the let down now.
— personaldecay posted 11/28/2008
OR...when the flush happens and you haven't finished wiping. It's damn near impossible to get it to flush again!
— grr posted 6/18/2009
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