PEEVES by UNSPOKEN ››
People who buy the top of the line equipment for a sport, but actually are terrible at playing that sport.
A guy that plays scrub hockey on Wed nights recently started coming out to play. When he showed up he had brand new top of the line sticks, very expensive skates, and many other things. But when he got onto the ice he was so bad that he had to let the boards stop him cause he was unable to stop using his skates.