PEEVES by FLAMINGPLATYPUS ››
Birds who can fly but choose to run.
Stupid pigeon. You have beat me at evolutionary chess. Quit scooting away from me on your stumpy, worthless, bird legs. Use your damn wings!
People who get irritated that you don't issue a courtesy laugh at their bad jokes.
No, Skippy, my day is going just fine, you're just not funny.