PEEVES by BRYONY ››
Plastic masquerading as metal
When I buy something that looks like chromed metal, I tend to assume that it is indeed metal. Then I get home and find it's just flimsy plastic painted silver. If you're gonna make things out of plastic, can't they just be plastic? What makes it even worse is when you clean it and the silver paint starts to rub off.
Meeting a barely known acquaintance on a train, then having to make awkward conversation for the duration of the journey.
Especially when you can not, for the life of you, remember their name.
The word 'hubby' in place of 'husband'
We get it, you're married, middleaged, and don't possess a sense of embarrassment. I hate you. And so does your hubby!