PEEVES by B. ALEXANDER ››
Being told other people have it worse when I talk about a problem I have.
Look, I know there are people in this world who don't have any parents/have terminal illnesses/are starving and living in a shanty. I never claimed to be the most unfortunate person on Earth in the first place, but thanks for the guilt trip anyway.
Being forced to participate in a bouquet/garter toss at a wedding
It's your wedding, toss whatever you want. But if I don't want to get up and catch, don't try to force me. All that does is prove you are desperate for reassurance that matrimony is the best thing ever and the unmarried are green with envy at your marriage. Sorry to break it to you, but other people may want different things out of life. If you are really secure in your own decision to marry, the fact that some people aren't dying for your bouquet/garter to magically get them married shouldn't matter to you. Also, I am not your monkey.