PEEVES by ALANA POST ››
When people buy a huge bag of cheap rice.
Are you kidding me? We don't need the shittiest possible rice imaginable, here. There's a taste difference and a nutritional difference and decent unbleached rice is not that difficult to afford or find. Why anyone who makes more than $2 per hour would purchase cheap rice is so beyond me - it's like it should be illegal on another planet.
When someone else's standards of living change dramatically and thus, yours must in accordance
For example you live together in one place where your roommate is known as the messy one, and then you move out and suddenly YOU ARE THE DIRTIEST PERSON ALIVE and if you are not constantly cleaning you're giving them dysentery and probably, deliberately. OR Suddenly they buy one nice piece of furniture and all of your stuff is now comparatively worthless.
Repetition of 'goodbye formalities' on the phone
ME: "Take care!" MY MOTHER: "Take care." ME: "OK!" MY MOTHER: "OK!" ME: "Goodbye!" MY MOTHER: "Goodbye!"