PeevePile • A Pet Peeve Archive

Chocolate as sexy.
I hate this. Its usually used to market chocolate to women. making it seem like chocolate gives you orgasms AND makes you more attractive. lets get this straight. Chocolate is not sexy. its yummy. fattening. but NOT sexy. also i hate that pretentious crap of making clothes out of chocolate and then making it seem like women are buy into that crap are sexy. ugh.

— shedevil from Toronto | Sex | 12.11.2008 | Comments (2)

Guys asking if "I came yet".
Sometimes I want to say yes just to shut them up.

— kat from Seattle, Washington | Sex | 12.8.2008 | Comments (8)

Men announcing that "we're pregnant".
No you are not! The two of you may be "having a baby", but only one of you is pregnant. Pregnancy is not a communal activity - stop it.

— Jenn from Tuscaloosa, Alabama | Sex | 10.26.2008 | Comments (4)

"We're trying to get pregnant."
Could you also TRY to protect me from images of you and your mate fornicating every night at 10pm sharp.

— Hairnette Funicello from Malibu | Sex | 9.21.2008 | Comments (3)

Women who are just so beautiful they don't have to contribute to sex...
I take a girl I've never been naughty with back to my place. I have to undress her, undress me, kiss her, go down on her, stroke her, rub her, tease her, etc. All she does this whole time is lay there like a bump on a log acting as if I should be willing to do everything because this beautiful girl is giving of her beautiful self to me. Please! I'm not bad looking. And good looking girls are plentiful. You're not that special. Now do something! Anything! I'd like to enjoy this too!

— Charles from Houston, Texas | Sex | 11.4.2008 | Comments (19)

While visiting friends, when either they or their roommates have loud sex and thinking that the guest (me) is still sleeping or won't hear.
It just grosses me out!

— Jane from Arizona | Sex | 5.4.2009 | Comments (9)

People who tickle adults.
As an introduction to flirtatious physical behavior, holding me down and tickling me. Nobody should tickle anyone, especially anyone past puberty.

— Jessie from New York, New York | Sex | 10.31.2009 | Comments (4)

For the love of God, Jesus and all that is holy, please do not bite my nipples the first time you see my exposed breasts.
Wait until you are fairly certain that I might like this.

— Penny Lane from Northampton MA | Sex | 8.26.2009 | Comments (2)

I hate it when people stick their Bluetooth headsets in their ears and walk around when they're not using them. It just looks really, really stupid. » I call that look "business douche". 50% human, 50% robot, 100% asshole. – Brandi 3/16

When people make you take your shoes off before entering their house/apartment. » I have to side with the poster on this one. I think if you have guests over, you should just deal. It's not an every day thing. – jmc 3/15

When people make you take your shoes off before entering their house/apartment. » I agree with the two other comments before me. It's actually much more cleanlier to take them off. It seems to be more of an American ritual. (Canadians by the way tend to take off their shoes always) – Kara 3/15

When people make you take your shoes off before entering their house/apartment. » Think of the things buffered by your shoes on your way over to that house/apartment. Dogshit. Gum. Spit. Actual DIRT. Yes, I may have some cat hair on my floor, but the bottoms of your shoes are still too disgusting to be on my carpet. – D. 3/15

When people make you take your shoes off before entering their house/apartment. » yes. yes they are. – E. 3/14

People who consume multiple french fries per mouthful. » I suppose we should eat them one at a time, with a fork (held ONLY in the left hand...Eurostyle), and pat our mouths after each fry with a napkin? ;-) – Ami 3/12

02.11.10

Send in your mobile phone pet peeves for the week of February 15th! Perhaps the simplest and most common generator of peeves, the mobile phone prods and pricks us in all places, public and private. With skull phones just around the corner, it’s likely these peeves will soon become irrelevant—so let’s spray them across the galaxy while we still can.

01.18.10

For the next week or so, the pictures for peeves will be of Peeve Pile’s national spokesperson, Rob Grace, and his special person, Shana, enacting various peeves. Please feel free to make such pictures yourself. Just include a link to them when submitting a peeve.

01.02.10

Hello. I’ve added a voting feature, so you can vote as you assume that you would – just click on a one-to-five star rating (it will tell you your vote has been recorded); five indicating that you completely agree with, or find the peeve amusing, one meaning the opposite.

Once a bunch of ratings are in, I’ll add a worst, and best rated area to the right column.