What are PeevePiles.coms?

PeevePile.com is an internet presence created for the betterment of society. It is programmed, designed, imaged, fondled, flicked and video slathered by Biffy. Its enthusiasm and rigors are supplemented by the other two exquisitely crispy members of the magnificent Committee of Elders: Grome Kurzhosen and Hairnette Funicello.

Biffy, Grome and Hairnette will look at each peeve and obsess over its intricacies, its thickness, its perverse geometry, its constant presence and constant invisibility. After a period of meditative deliberation lasting between 24 hours to a month, each member will submit a yay or ney vote by sacrificing either a dog (yay) or lamb (ney) and leaving it in a plastic bag in front of my doorstep. Grome spray paints his dog/lamb brown, Hairnette, mauve, and I do a sort of plaid design because I hear plaid is back in.

After the peeve has been approved, it drops from a tube onto a conveyor belt where it is inspected by happy, health-insured bionic workers who will examine, buff, imagine, invoke and package the peeve into a high-quality entry on the site each and every day of their lives until they are dead or no one looks at the site anymore.

Observing Peeves

PEEVES ARE ELUSIVE

Be sure to make a note of your peeve while it’s happening. I find that the good nature and kindness in all of us act to squelch out the raw, potent embers that make this site the conflagration it is.

SEARCH TO SEE IF YOUR PEEVE IS ON THE SITE

Keep in mind that there are many banked peeves, ready to explode all over your face the next time you look up the site. So, it may be that your original peeve is already deep within the mainframe, waiting for the proper era to bloom forth. Don’t be disappointed if your peeve doesn’t show up for a while! Just keep on keeping on, in or around – and post again.

USE PEEVES TO MAKE YOURSELF A LESS ANNOYING MEMBER OF SOCIETY

It’s been said by the great Grome (whose hyper-sensitive peeve sensors warranted the creation of this site), that the best peeves are those which involve people and not objects, animals and whatever else is not people. So be sure to take these little things and use them to your advantage.

Suggestion: Make a Suggestion

Hi. This web area is made by mostly just me, Biffy, a lone Biff in the internet, Biffing up this site when I have time. Grome and Hairnette join in the fun and give the site a sensual massage frequently, but sometimes I need sensual surgery, and that’s where you, yes you come in.

If you have suggestions, constructive criticisms, want to make videos or images, I will likely put them up and link them to your soul. Contact us / me / the site here.